CrazyPONG! — Pong where the rules change every single point

CrazyPong: Pong where the rules change every single point

CrazyPong is classic Pong with a twist: the rules never stay still.

With every point that drags on, the ball picks up something from the map, and the game morphs.

🔥 Key Features

• Multiplier: The ball splits in two, and both keep playing.
• Ghost: Balls pass right through each other.
• Black Hole: Bends your trajectory.
• Portals: Teleports you across the screen.
• Golf Hole: Swallows the ball and scores.
• Paddle Effects: Your paddle shrinks, grows, or slows down.

🌀 Dynamic Maps

The map plays against you too:

• 🧱 Walls: Spawn in shapes (vertical, horizontal, diagonal, L, T, +, and U) deflecting your shots. They last for 10 paddle hits: the longer the rally, the less cover you have.
• 🌀 Multiplier Zones: Circular and rectangular zones slow the ball down, only to launch it back out accelerated. Enter at 0.25x speed, burst out at 4x.
• ⚡ Hazards & Orbs: Whirlpools that curve your shots, wind pushing you around, spikes that cost you points, landmines that sweep the map, lasers that teleport you, and chaos orbs that blast you in random directions.

🎮 Game Modes & AI

• 🎲 GAMBLING: Spin the wheel and pray for the outcome.
• 🛠️ CUSTOM: Set up the exact match you want.
• 🤖 5 AI Opponents: From NOOB to HELL MASTER, who never misses and never returns the ball from where it came.

🕹️ Style & Controls

Everything uses flat colors and basic shapes (pixel art, procedural audio, and code-generated sound effects with zero external assets) just like 80s arcade classics.